Can You Believe These Unbelievable Tinder Profiles? We Can’t

Angel M Rodriguez

Online dating has forever changed the dating game. We no longer live in a world where we meet someone at a bar or park and fall in love with them before we even know their last name. The 90s are definitely over! As much as you and everyone else in this world want to fall in love, get married, have a few kids and get a dog, it doesn’t work that way anymore. Dating has become a game that you need to know how to play. Finding someone has become easier, but it’s also become harder. As you swipe right looking for Mr (or Miss) Right you’ll see so many beautiful people you might start to wonderis this too good to be true? The answer is YES! The truth is, either there’s no way these people will look as good as their profiles in real life, or they’re getting so much attention there’s no way you can hope to compete.   Here are a few people on Tinder that make you think twice before eating…well, anything!  

 

It’s Not Summer

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Life isn’t Point Break, dude. But maybe I’d still hit the beach with you.  

 

Bathroom Selfie

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We all love taking Selfies, half of us take them every day, but looking at this photo, would it make you want to swipe left or right? Is he doing too much and trying hard? Oh, is that a tattoo?  

 

Christmas Is Over

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Outdated photos are a big no no but we’ll make an exception here! Even though most of us have already rummaged through Santa’s sack, we’d still consider jumping on that tree.  

 

 

Feel the Bern

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Nothing makes us want to go out and vote than a half nude guy with his Anaconda almost coming out. Here’s to great things coming out of Arizona State University! You got my vote, Bern.  

 

Everything Is Bigger In Texas

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I don’t think this guy has ever had a pizza. The only thing running through his body is GNC.  He is a hottie though and god bless to the person who ends up with him.  

 

The Guy You Want To Take Home

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He’s the kind of guy that will make anyone want to write a bad check. He’s the guy that jumps out of bed and says, “I’m ready for the day.”  Can it be that he’s just too perfect?    

 

 

Though some people are too good to be true, you also have that one person that just tries too hard.

 

The Wannabe Model

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Not sure what’s going on here but the last I knew the sun isn’t indoorswhat’s with the sunglasses?   When it comes to online dating and finding the right one, self-confidence is everything. Though at times it may seem that someone is out of our league you’ll be surprised to see what could happen when you just put yourself out there. So swipe right and go with it!    

 


Angel M Rodriguez
Author, Review Weekly Blog

Angel M. Rodriguez is a freelance writer in Los Angeles. He writes horror, comedy & online articles. He’s a horror movie fanatic. Wes Craven and Stephen King are his inspiration. Angel has written for Curve Magazine, Elite Daily, The Bold Italic, Thought Catalog and other online websites. He's a contributor for Review Weekly.